Get In The Hole

Seamus Sharkey, golfing prodigy. Mozart of the fairways, and Shakespeare of the greens. A niblick wielding maverick like never before.The biggest question though, on everybody’s lips?When will he balls it up? Surely it's only a matter of time before this flawed golfing genius’s debauched lifestyle and boorish off-course antics, land him in the shit?Follow Shaymie from his humble early beginnings, as the seeds of his otherworldly ability are sown. Watch as his irreverent approach to the game, and disdain for the mores of the sport, endanger not just his legacy, but his life.Is global dominance and the respect of his peers just around the corner for this once in a generation sporting phenomenon? Or is he destined to be remembered as the golfing sensation who threw it all away.“People think that this book is semi-autobiographical, but having played golf with John on many occasions, I can confirm that nothing could be further from the truth. He is absolutely useless. Seriously, he can barely get the ball airborne!”Adie McGennis, John’s old golfing buddy, and trustworthy source regarding his dubious golfing prowess.“I've pegged it up with some shysters before but John is the dodgiest of the lot. Cheats like fuck, and doesn't even care. Drops golf balls from holes in his pockets in the rough and pretends that they're his first smack, which clearly - we all saw it - flew over a fence into the next county. A sneaky bastard through and through!"Matt Upton, Aussie legend, parred the Road hole in St. Andrews a few years back, after hitting a towering 5 iron to the green from about 190 yards. Questions were asked, as he was playing off 16 at the time. Well suss, if you ask me. Read more